Jason Chaffetz Asks Doctor If Friend’s Cancer Can Be Treated With An iPhone
PHARISEE, UTAH — Back in February, members of Congress flew back to their home districts to meet with their constituents. Headlines were made all over the country when congressional Republicans went...
View ArticleTrump Proposes Calling Obamacare “Trumpcare” To Fix Healthcare Woes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In recent days, Co-President Trump made headlines when he quipped that “nobody knew how complicated health care could be” at a recent meeting with CEOs of the health insurance...
View ArticleGod To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be...
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — At his monthly heavenly press conference, Larry “God” Schumway announced that he would be sending his son back to Earth again, specifically to the United States, and even...
View ArticleLocal Republican Loves Trumpcare Because It’s A ‘Free Market Death Panel’
HOBART, ARKANSAS — When Clem O’Connell got word that the Republican Party had released the details of its highly-anticipated Obamacare replacement bill, he says he was “ecstatic to the point of...
View ArticleRed State Republican Can’t Wait to ‘Stick it to the Libtards’ and Lose Her...
This Tennessee woman simply does not care if she loses her health insurance as long as liberal Americans lose politically. [...] The post Red State Republican Can’t Wait to ‘Stick it to the Libtards’...
View ArticleAfter Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing...
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare. [...] The post After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says...
View ArticleRepublican Cancer Patient Tries to Pay His Chemo Bills With His Second...
When he was diagnosed with cancer and didn't have "communist" Obamacare subsidized health insurance, this man proposed a new bargain with the hospital. [...] The post Republican Cancer Patient Tries to...
View ArticleRand Paul Anxious For Taxpayer Funded Healthcare To Help Him Recover So He...
COAL HOLE, KENTUCKY — After a recent brutal attack by his neighbor, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has been recovering from injuries that include broken ribs. This week, Senator Paul appeared on a right-wing...
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Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In S###hole Countries Without Universal...
Last year, President Donald Trump made it fairly clear that he would prefer that the United States cut off the flow of immigrants from countries he deems to be a “shithole.” “Why are we having all...
View ArticleNorwegian Woman Would Never Live In ‘Any S_ _thole Countries’ Without...
The world was shocked by the frank, obtuse, and obscene language used by President Donald Trump when he once chose to express that he would prefer that the United States cut off the flow of immigrants...
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